Episodes
Tuesday Sep 19, 2017
Tuesday Sep 19, 2017
Long time no see, friends, but we're back! This week, we recap our summers, and manage to pack 3 months-worth of scornful mockery into a heated 78 minutes. So join us as we trade stories and hurl insults on this week's episode of the Three on the Tree Podcast!
Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
Thursday Jun 29, 2017
Ep 65 - Davis' Brown Out, Mikel Spars w/ Pedotard, Jenkem - the DIY Hallucinogen
Thursday Jun 29, 2017
Thursday Jun 29, 2017
This week we're joined by long-time 3OT guest, Mikel, and we rant about music, politics, and all the whiney kids on the internet.
Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
Wednesday May 24, 2017
Wednesday May 24, 2017
This week in celebrity deaths: a rockstar, a racer, and a profesional big game hunter. On a positive note - apparently you can cook meth on a hotplate! All this and more on this week's episode of 3OT!
Into/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
Tuesday May 16, 2017
Tuesday May 16, 2017
It's been a while since our last episode, but since then, we've been studying up on snake people, alternative uses for chinchillas, and sadistic killer whales! Plus, we are joined by our friend Joe from the Flint-based metal band Absorbed (https://www.facebook.com/absorbedmetal/). Enjoy, and have a great week!
Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
Friday Mar 24, 2017
Ep 63 - The Boys Get a Weed Prescription LIVE!
Friday Mar 24, 2017
Friday Mar 24, 2017
Ever wondered how easy it is to get a medical marijuana card? Well you're in luck, pal! Throughout the course of this episode, we apply, get approved, and receive our prescription. The best part is, it works in multiple states! Check it out and have a great weekend!
Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
Wednesday Mar 15, 2017
Ep. 61 - Joe from Absorbed Talks Metal, Jelly Bean Sadists, and 4chan VS. Shia Labeouf
Wednesday Mar 15, 2017
Wednesday Mar 15, 2017
This week, we're joined by Joe, from the Flint-based metal band Absorbed, to discuss their new album "No Lives Matter!" Find it on iTunes, Amazon, and Spotify, and follow their page at www.facebook.com/absorbedmetal
Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
Sunday Mar 12, 2017
Sunday Mar 12, 2017
This week, we learned that the CIA is kind of like Santa Claus:
They see you when you're typing,
They're listening through your TV,
They'll learn about that incriminating article you're writing,
And they'll crash your car into a tree!
Keep your digital nose tidy, and have a great week!
Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
Wednesday Mar 01, 2017
Ep. 59 - Sinbad Wasn't a Genie, Frozen Finger Meat, Fatal Bedbug Infestation
Wednesday Mar 01, 2017
Wednesday Mar 01, 2017
Despite what you may remember, Shaq was a genie in a boombox, and Sinbad was just an annoying Big Mac-slurping freeloader. Also, bedbugs: they're grosser than you thought. After they bite you, they spackle over the hole with feces, which can kill an old lady! I don't know, just listen...
Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
Tuesday Feb 14, 2017
Ep. 58 - Gross-Out Videos, The 1,100lb Tummy Tuck, Metallica Gets Triple Boned
Tuesday Feb 14, 2017
Tuesday Feb 14, 2017
If you're reading this, you are catching us in the middle of an all-out war. The 3OT hosts are battling to find out who can post the most disgusting video! Defiling a manequin, deficating out the window of a speeding car, surgical removal of the worlds largest booger... We will sink to any depth possible to snatch victory from our fellow degenerates! If you find a video that you believe is a contender, post it on our facebook page!
Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace
Wednesday Feb 01, 2017
Wednesday Feb 01, 2017
Everybody has heard jokes about "toe-tapping" (the act of propositioning someone for sex in a public restroom), but nobody actually does that, right?! Wrong. VERY wrong. Our old buddy Mikel joins us to discuss how Casey was literally scared limp by a peeping tom squeezing his peter in the john! In addition, we hear about the metally-challenged sex offender that's stalking Mikel. More horrible stories than you can shake your dingus at on this week's episode of the Three on the Tree Podcast!
Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace