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Ep. 26 - Michigan Brocation, Wiener-Licking Butthole Fee, Ian Has Jelly Gums

Brace yourselves, folks, because this is the first episode we've recorded while looking each other directly in our stupid faces. We're all together for this one, and we recount the multiple adventures of our brocation weekend! 

Ep. 25 - Casey Eats Duck Blood, Communist Harley Farts, Geek Squad Saves Your Boner Pics

Got a bad case of the presidential primary blues? Can't say we blame you... In fact, Ian is so upset, he's got crippling menstrual cramps! Luckily, 3OT is back with your weekly dose of nonsense! Check us out on Facebook and iTunes, and have a killer week!

Ep. 24 - Keith the Herbalist talks Kratom, Psychedelics, and the War on Drugs

What you get out of your body is heavily dependent on what you put into your body. For most of us Americans, that consists mainly of synthetic meat and potato products, but occasionally you need a little more... Our special guest Keith explains some of the ways he is helping folks with addiction, and the good, bad, and downright ugly things that people are drinking, snorting, shooting, and smoking. For more info on kratom and other natural remedies, visit www.blueridgeherbalsupply.com

Ep. 23 - Recreational Prostate Exams, Kanye's Broke, We Don't Get Art

Some things just don't make sense... What things, you ask? Well for starters, modern art, V8 motorcycles, and Kanye West's endearing self esteem. 

Ep. 22 - D. Cockburn's Rad Tan, Gourmet Gonads, Adventures of Florida Man

This episode is dedicated to the combat veterans of the Emu War, a bloody conflict that pitted Australia against a giant flock of flightless birds. Yes, the Aussies lost, and no, I'm not kidding...

Ep. 21 - Lowbrow Caucus Jokes, Utah Loves Porn, Davis Sr vs. the Deer

Well, listeners, it's a big week in news! All of the presidential douchebags are squaring off in Iowa, of all places, the Governor of Michigan is hosting "white robe benefits" for Flint, and a silly fellow in Utah is out to ban porn sites because his constituents like them too much... You can't make this crap up, folks, but you can listen to three idiots rant about it!

Ep. 20 - Highway Fapicide, Animal-Inspired Adult Toys, Tila Tequila on Science

This week, we show that the true measure of a life isn't what you take with you, it's the embarrassing story that you leave behind. So all you otherkin out there should curl up your astral tails, and let us tell you why the Earth is flat and there ain't no such thing as dinosaurs!

Ep. 19 - Cosplayers April Gloria and Yelaina May Talk Hemorrhoids, Foot Fetishes, and Dingus Pics

This week we're joined by professional cosplayers April Gloria and Yelaina May! They give us the inside scoop on con creeps, Patreon, and some of their misadventures in the world of cosplay. You can find their fan pages at:

www.facebook.com/aprilgloriacosplay

www.facebook.com/yelainamaycosplay

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Episode 18 - 4 on the Floor with Special Guest Chef Shelby

Who hasn't worked in a restaurant at some point or another? No kind of person I want to hang out with! Working in food service is almost like a coming-of-age ritual - one that either shapes you into an adult, or grinds you up into a meaty pulp and deposits your remains in the dumpster. Join us as we trade restaurant stories with our special guest, Chef Shelby!

Episode 17 - Davis' Soggy Bird, The Oregon Standoff, Favorite Childhood Movies

In the time it took for you to read this sentence, all of your bananas went bad.